I've seen it all now!!!

Tonight I caught the back end of a programme, on Channel 5, called 'The Woman Who Married The Eiffel Tower'. I swear, i've seen it all now.

This woman actually married the Eiffel Tower! No, you've not read that wrong, she didn't marry someone ON the Eiffel Tower, she actually MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER!

I've heard of people marrying sheep and horses, but an inanimate object? What is the world coming to!

And to make matters worse, she even went back a year after the 'wedding' and consumated the marriage, by sitting on one of the metal structures, in a long skirt, with no underwear on, and rubbed herself against the tower getting off on it, 'consumating' the relationship.

For fuck sake, that's just bloody ridiculous. This woman needs help!!!

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html